Taxi for Lyndsay

All things Parisian hold a romantic place in my heart and Paris Vogue and Paris Fashion Weeks are things that get me very excited much more excited than good Ol' Londres!

But what the hell is Lyndsay Lohan doing in the front rows of the Dior and Viktor and Rolf shows?

Hi Lyndsay? Sorry i think there was a mix up with your invite! Is it possible for you to go home,deflate your lips and take your ugly shoes with you?

Thanks.

Don't do it Galliano. You're better than this!

Are you gonna bang doh?

 I'm not being funny but could you look any worse? Wake up L-Lo your in PARIS? Ya know, the land of chic, class and romance? If Mischa Barton and Courtney Love had a Gypo love child it would look like this.

Maybe it's because the city and her favourite ex-BFF share the same name, that she got all confused and dishevelled?

Gross.